I was cooking last night and I like to keep my knives super sharp,so anyway,I missed and cut my left index finger,and it cut right through the fingernail. fortunately I am right handed.(I will spare you the macro shots of the injury)

I am an excellent cook,& I do all the cooking & love doing that,I post my cooking stories/recipes on my FB page,if anyone is interested in my cooking,and would like a link to my FB page,PM me here.

though I am the savory cook in the family(I have never been interested in cooking anything besides savory dishes),my wife is a top notch pastry cook,she makes some fucking killer shit too !

@buttwheat 136376 wrote:

Today was my birthday and only one of you fuckers wished me a happy birthday

Sorry butt. I didn’t know. I’m sure by now somebody’s sung Happy Birthday To You. Well my friend, here’s the second verse.

“May You Live A Thousand Years, May You Drink A Thousand Beers, Get Plastered You Bastard, Happy Birthday To You!”

@buttwheat 136376 wrote:

Today was my birthday and only one of you fuckers wished me a happy birthday

well shit ! happy buttday dude !

I did it on fb already. I didn’t want to be creepy stalker guy and do it here too. So I won’t.

@GrayCatLove 136409 wrote:

There’s this little cafe that serves green eggs and ham.

Green eggs and ham? Interesting.

I’m gonna see Elvis live on stage in the end of April. That’s gonna be frickin’ awesome! 🙂

@Sam-I-Am 136423 wrote:

Elvis is dead.

It’s gonna be Weekend at Bernie’s style.