Assuming that is true Matthew, and I’m not saying it is, but if I were created through a sort of darkest black magic auto-genesis, and thus am not human, doesn’t that negate the alleged cannibalistic qualities of my existence?

I mean, are you, Mr. Hull, a cannibal for eating the flesh of lesser creatures such as cows, chickens, and Irishmen?

Unless you’re using the Star Trek: The Next Generation definition of cannibalism, which is the consumption of any sentient creature by another, in which case, I’m kinda floored because I thought the only thing on British television was Benny Hill, Fawlty Towers, The Mighty Boosh, and that show where that British chick makes Englishmen and women poop into those little plastic bowls to prove they’re eating so much grease that they’re shitting Crisco.

In closing, and I can’t stress this enough, there never has been, and never WILL be any proof I ate Jacob, Mark, and Rape Girl, and I certainly never replaced them with darkest black magic clones whose sole purpose in existence is to consume and replace others until there are no sentient creatures left on this pathetic little dirtball save for darkest black magic clones.

To suggest otherwise is libel of the crassest sort, and I will see you in an AMERICAN court where your connections with the London mafia and more questionable members of Parliament will avail you not.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

My Dear KH

I truly do protest at your slur upon our great television broadcasting indeed many of your poor quality and abundant filth that you call shows are a mere cheap imitation of our great producers.

Indeed where else in the world would you find a country so bold as to show a dirty old man being chased by a horde of scantily clad women at a family viewing hour.

God Bless The BBC *tips his cap*

I must retort that your connections to the auto-genesis (through alleged black magics) is still cannabalistic as somewhere along the lines you adopted the DNA of a human to pass your murderous (and hungry) reign of terror across the USA. So yes ok maybe the first victim was just plain murder until you absorbed their DNA.

Whilst you refute eating your friends – there is simply no proof as you ate it all.

As for the program you mentioned with crisco – well whilst I admit to certain tastes in pornography scat play is not my thing but maybe yours :p

I was horrified to slur my business associates ‘7 Toes Charlie’ and ‘Hammer Jack’ were most upset and maintain that they have no association to organised crime and er hmm the mafia does not exist (honest).

I am currently unable to use my pull in parliament as simply they have all been caught with their hand in the till and have resigned.

As for seeing you in an American Court if you could give me 2 weeks notice so i can arrange some rentable persuasion for the judge (women men sheep it makes no difference).

Yours

Lord Hull

Ps

Jesse the box was opened a long time ago you have now been sucked into our warped world. 😉