I got one… prolly already heard this but it was always my fave…

3 girls, a redhead, a brunnette, and a blonde, are being chased on foot by a cop.
They see a barn and all 3 run inside.
Inside they see three burlap sacks and each girl takes one and covers up with it.
The cop runs in and looks at the sacks.
He walks up to the one with the redhead and nudges it.
The redhead goes “Meooow” and the cop assumes its cat.
He proceeds to the next one with the brunnette and nudges it.
The brunnette goes “Arf Arf” and the cop assumes its a dog.
He goes to the last one with the blonde and nudges it.
The blonde then goes “Pooo-taaaa-toooeeess”

DOH!

Stupid yes but i always thought it was funny!