#28413
    XoVAMPIREHEARToX
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    @xovampireheartox

    theres 3 guys, a white guy, a black guy, and a hispanic guy,
    the white guy is an abusive alcoholic,
    the black guy is a manwhore who dont take care of his kids
    the hispanic guy is nothing but a pot head from mourning to night

    now all 3 of them were driving in different cars, all of a sudden, BANG!
    they all crash into each other and die and go to hell for their sins.

    the devil comes up to them and says each of you will spend 100 years in a room as your punishment for coming to hell.

    he takes the black guy into a room and locks the door, the black guy looks around to find nothing but gorgous woman naked who all desire him.

    he takes the white guy into a room locks the door, the white guy looks around and finds nothing but aisles and aisles full of beer and alcohol.

    finaly he takes the hispanic to his room and locks the door, when the hispanic looks aroung he finds a garden full of cannabis and a shelf of rolling paper.

    100 years later…

    the devil unlocks the blacks guys door, he sees him shivering and hes asks whats wrong and he points at the woman who had aged within the 100 years and still are wanting him and all had babies by him and made him take care of them. so he learned his lesson to say the least.

    the devil unlocks the white guys door and to his dismay the room stenched with the odor of piss, there was no bath room so he had to sleep in his own urine all these years. so he learned his lesson.

    so finally he opens the hispanis door and sees him shivering on a bench with a joint in his hand and the devil asks whats wrong, he replied i need a light

    lol just a funny joke hope u enjoy it as much as me

    #56508
    AhshKoshBGosh
    Participant
    @ahshkoshbgosh

    i certainly enjoyed it!!!

    #56562
    discontinu
    Participant
    @discontinu

    haha, i havent heard that one before, its a good one.

    i think the black guy had it the worst

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