#28422
    XoVAMPIREHEARToX
    Participant
    @xovampireheartox

    The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
    anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”

    “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the
    prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
    prisoner in the prison.

    And then they made love for the first time.

    Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

    Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”

    Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.”

    After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
    the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
    a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”

    The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
    born foal.

    Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

    She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.”

    Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, “Hey, its not a life sentence,
    OKAY!

    #56557
    AnGeLeYeSoNu
    Participant
    @angeleyesonu

    Lmao But marriage is a life sentence !!! You get less for murder LMAO ๐Ÿ˜€

    #56671
    AhshKoshBGosh
    Participant
    @ahshkoshbgosh

    bahahah great joke!!

    #58905
    smallville_hero
    Participant
    @smallville_hero

    been married for 20 years. Had 20 years of bliss……………. then I met her. ๐Ÿ™‚

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