Man pinches his wife’s arse and says

“Do you know if you firm this up you could get rid of your girdle”.

Rather annoyed she decided to say nothing.

Later that night in bed the husband squeezed her boobs and said

“If you firm these up we could get rid of that bra”.

Absolutely fuming the wife reached over and grabbed his dick and said

“If you firm this up we could get rid of the gardener the milkman and your fu*king brother”.