A butcher is sitting in his shop when he sees a dog walk in. he gets up to get rid of him and sees there is a note in his mouth. the butcher grabs the note and reads it. the note says take this money and give me 2 pounds of pork. the butcher takes the money and gives the dog the bag of pork and his change. as the dog is walking out the butcher decides to fallow him. the dog gets on a bus and gives the bus driver the change he had left over from buying his pork so the butcher follows him. the dog rides the bus for ten minutes then gets off on a country road. staying close behind the butcher fallows. they walk for a bit and the dog stops in front of a house. he drops the bag of pork on the porch and starts to bark. when nothing happens he starts clawing at the door. after about a minuet a man opens the door and starts beating the dog. the butcher quickly stops the man saying “what are you doing this is the smartest dog i have ever seen” the man replies “Oh ya then why does he keep forgetting his keys?”