Moses staggers down the mountain all tired and sweaty.

He raises his hands and says ‘I have some good news and bad news, after much haggling with God’. ‘Which do you want want first?’

The gathered people all shout ‘What is the good news?’

Moses says ‘I got him down to ten’

The people cheer and clap but a voice from the back shouts ‘ Hang on what was the bad news you had?’

Moses sighs and says ‘Adultery is still in there’.