A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead, very flattened frog on a lead.

He says I want one of your women and I want them to have active herpes!
The Madam is taken aback and says, first of all you are too young and all my girls are clean!
The teenager says listen I got the cash and do you want the business or not?

The Madam thinks it over and shrugs saying your call – first door on the left up the stairs and pockets the money.

The teenager walks up the stairs with the dead frog dragging along behind him.

After 10 mins he walks down with the dead frog bouncing down the steps after him.

The Madam says I have to ask why active herpes? and what is with the dead frog?

The teenager says well when I get back I will sleep with the babysitter and give her herpes.

She will sleep with my dad before he drops her off home, and then sleep with my mother giving her herpes.

In the morning after my dad leaves for work she will sleep with the postman.

The Madam says but why would you want to go to all that trouble to infect a postman with herpes??

The teenager says because that is the bastard who ran over my pet frog!

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Take Care
Matthew