The Knob

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a
new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and
could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman
wanted ‘The Knob.’

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob,
and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young
looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with
two problems.

‘All these years, everything has been working just
fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and
I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid
of them.’

The doctor looked at her closely and said, ‘Those
aren’t bags, those are your breasts.’

She said, ‘Well, I guess there’s no point in
asking about the goatee.’