Paddy is passing by Mick’s hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched, Mick performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.

“What the feck are you doing Mick?” says Paddy.

“Jeez Paddy, ye frightened delivin bejasus out of me”, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, “but me and the missus been having some trouble this past year in the old bedroom department, ya know!”.

“Ah Jeez Mick!” says Paddy “That’s a real shame, so its a spot of practice yer having”

“Sort of Paddy” says Mick “We went to see a Terrapist, and the Terrapist suggested I need ta do somethin’ sexy to a tractor”.