A couple months ago, I actually had an infected prostate (from lifting heavy at the gym the doc thinks) and the doc wanted to check it out.
Doc: “I’m going to have check that prostate.”
Me: “I can’t.”
Doc: “Well you’re not going to do it, I am.”
Me: LOL “Funny, but no, seriously … I’ll probably die of prostate cancer before I have an exam.”
Doc: “Well, I guess you’re not gay then.”
On my way out he saw the tattoo on my arm and he says “I’d much rather get the prostate exam than sit through a tattoo.”
Doc: “I’m going to have check that prostate.”
Me: “I can’t.”
Doc: “Well you’re not going to do it, I am.”
Me: LOL “Funny, but no, seriously … I’ll probably die of prostate cancer before I have an exam.”
Doc: “Well, I guess you’re not gay then.”
On my way out he saw the tattoo on my arm and he says “I’d much rather get the prostate exam than sit through a tattoo.”
I would change my doctor’s haha. Saying that how can i talk when i have a shitty thumb.
If you ever have the chance to have a paraffin dip… you’ll love it. Hands, feet, hell there isn’t much I wouldn’t stick in there if given the chance.
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Wardy
I once had a Dr shove a camera up my arse and didn’t enjoy it one bit – especially when it was a saturday night and had nothing to do with my medical complaint. 😀
Actually it was a bowel cancer check and damn scariest 5 mins of my life.
That said I have tried waxing (def one to miss) but a hot stone massage was relaxing afterwards.
Take care
Matthew
I once had a Dr shove a up my arse and didn’t enjoy it one bit – especially when it was a saturday night and had nothing to do with my medical complaint. 😀
Actually it was a bowel cancer check and damn scariest 5 mins of my life.
That said I have tried waxing (def one to miss) but a hot stone massage was relaxing afterwards.
Take care
Matthew
haha laughed at the bit about the doctor. Did you not ask him what he was doing ? haha
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