“I will be in the Green Bay area week after next and would like to book an appointment, if possible. Was going to email but it said to leave a comment instead. I don’t have any tattoos yet but I must admit there is an enigmatic appeal to your work and I’d be honored to offer myself as your “canvas” if the price is right. I’m looking to have some squiggly lines tattooed all over the inside of my large intestine so I can shit all over your work every day. PM me for my contact info.”