A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a manhattan. Also says to the bar tender “get the douche bag at the end of the bar a drink”. Bartenders says “that’s a nice lady down there show some respect!” Guy says in a condecending voice “Okay, but the nice lady a drink” The bartender walks down and says “the guy up there wants to buy you a drink. What would you like?” She replied “vinegar and water”