A lady is confiding with her neighbor over morning coffee. “Frank pays no attention to me sexually anymore.” We haven’t made love in months. Neighbor says “When Paul needs a wake up I get out my topless nightgown. He loves that!” Lady says “I have a backless gown I could wear” Neighbor says “Put it on backwards. Your breasts will pop right out”
Frank comes home and is greeted at the door by his wife in a gown with her tits hanging out. He asks “whats for dinner?” She asks “don’t you see anything unusual?” Yes, you’re wearing your night gown at 5:00 in the afternoon.
Anything else? Yes, it’s on backwards. Highly annoyed, she snaps “how can you tell that?”
He says “the shit stains are on the front.”