Three surgeons are talking over happy hour one Friday. Tom says “I like to operate on Italian people. All the parts are color coded and being well lubricated they slide right into place.” Dick says: “I like to operate on German people. Inside the chest is a schematic and all the parts are numbered. Follow the diagram and you cant miss!” Harry said: “Yes, those are the best typs of people to operate on, or so I thought untill recently when I operated on this bloke named Wardy. I cut him open and there were only TWO parts! His asshole and his brain and and fuck! They were interchangable!”