October 21, 2010 at 9:12 pm #94427
peachiepoo
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@peachiepoo

Granted..

You tell your phsycian such and he mishears you as saying, “two stones of weight” and promptly schedules you for emergency surgery. You awake to find that the two stones of weight that he removed are the two that used to reside “downstairs”.

I wish I was Tinkerbell…

October 24, 2010 at 3:48 pm #94475
Gsouder
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@gsouder

Granted- then you realize that there is no one on the planet your size and that you will not be able to have any type sexual contact for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn’t hungry.

November 1, 2010 at 6:08 am #94763
southern_rebel_rose
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@southern_rebel_rose

granted, but then you would realize that you are eating the best thing in the world and keep eating until you gain 500 pounds and when going to the beach people mistake you for a beached whale! 😮

fat_beach.jpg

I wish my fiance didn’t have to be deployed next year for an entire year!

November 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm #94784
ppornan
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@ppornan

Granted….

The conflict ends and your man is home with you all the time. You then become a baby making machine. You have pregnancy after pregnancy. You have 30 kids in the span of 15 years. You then land a show on TLC but it quickly gets cancelled because you can’t walk without your uterus falling out.

I wish i could get tattooed by filip leu….

Patrick

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