July 20, 2013 at 3:35 am #40600
    buttwheat
    Participant
    @buttwheat

    A thread to post up your random thought of the day or something that happened to you.

    Like: I cut myself shaving today. Who knew that your balls could bleed like that?

    July 20, 2013 at 3:49 am #142169
    Sam-I-Am
    Participant
    @sam-i-am

    Does yesterday count?

    My Jurassic back piece was started. (YES, it can be construed as another lizard)

    Today lightning struck a fuel storage tank about 5 miles away. No fire but evacuations for people close by. (I nearly evacuated but got to the pooper in time)

    I know a girl with “chipmunk cheeks”. If my nuts are irritated she’ll keep them there for the winter if necessary.

    July 20, 2013 at 5:13 am #142173
    jerryatrophy
    Participant
    @jerryatrophy

    Finally a place for all the bulljit!

    …Can’t think of anything randumb.

    July 20, 2013 at 5:58 pm #142200
    ArniVidar
    Moderator
    @arnividar

    It’s incredible how much BAD music I’ve amassed over the years. And having to listen through all of it to find the good stuff is a task 🙁

    July 20, 2013 at 8:49 pm #142217
    peterpoose
    Participant
    @peterpoose

    Roses are red
    Bring your new friend
    To both I surrend
    Three minds will bend.
    Traditions – no way!
    So add toys to the fray
    We can romp & play
    T’il the end of the day.

    July 20, 2013 at 11:58 pm #142221
    Amok
    Participant
    @amok

    Some people have an orgasm every time they sneeze

    July 22, 2013 at 3:32 am #142268
    buttwheat
    Participant
    @buttwheat

    Why do we grow hair in our sweaty spots?

    July 22, 2013 at 4:53 am #142274
    Sam-I-Am
    Participant
    @sam-i-am

    @buttwheat 130534 wrote:

    Why do we grow hair in our sweaty spots?

    I understand that pubic hair was intended to be a lubricant.
    Arm pits, crotch, the hair is to keep you from chafing. It would be in between skin surfaces. Perhaps we sweat in those spots for the same reason.

    July 23, 2013 at 2:15 pm #142376
    buttwheat
    Participant
    @buttwheat

    I quit my job of 20 plus years

    July 23, 2013 at 2:38 pm #142378
    xanderx
    Participant
    @xanderx

    i just won the lottery

    July 23, 2013 at 2:39 pm #142379
    xanderx
    Participant
    @xanderx

    @xanderx 130653 wrote:

    i just won the lottery

    then i woke up *sigh*

    July 23, 2013 at 2:50 pm #142380
    ezrider
    Participant
    @ezrider

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they’d never expect it.

    July 24, 2013 at 8:50 am #142441
    jerryatrophy
    Participant
    @jerryatrophy

    I really don’t like my new wooden plugs. If they weren’t double flared and in a fresh stretch Id pull em out and put my stainless tunnels back in. Its freakin me out that I can’t spin em. But I know everything is fine.

    July 25, 2013 at 3:10 pm #142527
    poxphobia
    Participant
    @poxphobia

    I’m thinking that posting a competition where people can win gift-certificates for up to about 500dollars at a tattoo parlor, is blowing up my damn facebook !!

    July 25, 2013 at 6:17 pm #142541
    Wardy
    Participant
    @wardy

    Making a girl do a hand stand and eating her cunt till she squirts and spin her around and calling her the “The Human Sprinkler”

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