I found a stray child today. It came to my door.
I was sleeping on my couch, and there’s knocking. Stray kid asking where her grandma is, who’s also my neighbor. Found the missing grandma at my other neighbor’s/landlord’s. Felt like a boss.
It’s also my last night in my seven night stretch. I survived both Christmas and Christmas Eve, and for the first time in seven years, I’ll be partying on New Year’s. Said no to working when asked. It felt pretty rad.
@NorCalDan 137023 wrote:
I usually fart a lot everyday,
but my farts today have been especially stinky.
Increased protein?
Supposed to go out today for hot wings and watch the Packers game with friends. Tomorrow I get my new bed delivered and need to shop for a NYE dinner I agreed to throw, and the day after before NYE I’ll be making shrimp cheese grits, Hoppin’ Johnny salad, and pan seared scallops. I’m a glutton for punishment. I’ve EARNED that damn new bed.
@poxphobia 137116 wrote:
God I hate new years eve. Complete disaster. New black eye. My knees look like shit, terrible concussion. Awesome times. No.
I hate people and I’m never going out again.
Pics or it didn’t happen
@Sam-I-Am 137135 wrote:
There were four teenage Japanese girls there
This is the start of so many of my fantasies
@buttwheat 137123 wrote:
Pics or it didn’t happen
Very well:
Second time in 6 months. The picture doesn’t do it justice. Good thing I don’t have a boyfriend, he would’ve been in massive trouble.
Turns out, once you get a massive concussion, it doesn’t take a lot to fall again. aaaand again. And again..
But luckily, today I can stand up for more than a minute at the time without passing out! So that’s an improvement.
And yes, my stories are legendary. I have people question if they’re true on a regular basis. It’s become a game in my camp at Roskilde festival every year; Anyone who can’t out-do my story has to drink. We had to stop playing “never have I ever” because I was drunk by round 2. Beat ’em all the year I got into the press zone and backstage in one night. Be open to the universe, and the weirdest shit happen.
@poxphobia 137116 wrote:
God I hate new years eve. Complete disaster. New black eye. My knees look like shit, terrible concussion. Awesome times. No.
I hate people and I’m never going out again.
Glad you’re okay.
I always end up at the scene of whatever horrible shit. A couple of people sprayed themselves with pepper spray at my party.
The food was pretty well-received. I lost track of how much I drank, but comparatively made less of an ass of myself than others around me, so it works out.
@Sam-I-Am 137196 wrote:
I found out today a good friend and close neighbor died on January 2. He was 49 years old and died of a heart attack. He was going through a very stressful time with his wife and four children. May he rest in peace.
Sorry man… Much too young
@Sam-I-Am 137196 wrote:
I found out today a good friend and close neighbor died on January 2. He was 49 years old and died of a heart attack. He was going through a very stressful time with his wife and four children. May he rest in peace.
I’m so sorry, Sam. Some are taken from us way too young.
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