Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the beauty parlor it took 3 hours for an estimate.
Yo Mama so fat… she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
Yo Mama so stupid… she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat… that when she steps on the scale it tells her to GET OFF!
Yo mama so fat… she got baptized at Seaworld.
Yo Mama so fat, smaller objects orbit her.
Yo Mama so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo Mama so fat, the only think attracted to her is gravity.
Yo Mama so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo Mama so fat, her blood type is gravy.
Yo mamma so fat, that when she backs up you hear.. beep, beep, beep, beep
Yo mamma so fat, that when she walks into an all you can eat buffet, they have to raise the prices or go out of business
Yo mamma so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out what she thought were “W’s” on the candy
Yo mamma so poor, that she used to put a candle in a top ramen noodle block and called it a cake on your birth day
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