A man is going for his daily run down the beach. While he is running he sees a women with no arms and no legs crying. So the man walks over and says what the matter ma’m. she softly mumbels “ive never been hugged before.” So the man smiles and bends down and hugs the women. And instantly she stops crying. So the man continues running down the beach and on his 2nd lap he see the same women crying again. So he goes running up and said whats wrong now. She said ” Sir ive never been kissed before.” So the man says heck with it and bends down and kisses the women and instantly she quits crying. So the man continues running and on his way back shes screaming and crying her head off. He just rolls his eyes and goes up to the women for the last time and asks whats goin on now. She said “Ive never been fucked before” ………So he picks her up from her towel and carrys her over to the water and throws her in the ocean.