You are stood at the bar with no queue and are able to down pint after pint of lager.
Despite the fact that you have drunk enough lager to replace the entire content of your bloodstream you are still sober.
You have a cold, sour. metallic taste in your mouth despite watching the lager being poured draft.
In the morning you wake up with your brain feeling like it has been pounded on with a sledgehammer, (even though you were totally sober the night before).
Sadly Carlsberg do in fact do lager….
Matthew
KH
Actually this is where a our superior education comes to the fore. We actually have more than one type of beer.
You see you americans actually just label everything as ‘beer’ be it skunk piss in a bottle or something that is actually drinkable.
Dark beers, bitters, and (some) stouts are drunk usually at room temperature so that you can taste the various hops and malts – this is beer not lager.
Lager is the light beer that is drunk cold.
Now should you ever get your arse over to the promised land (England) I would be more than happy to introduce you to real alcohol!
Take Care
Matthew
@KnightHawk 52378 wrote:
It’s not a myth, and it’s yet more proof why the English are the most backassward people on the face of the planet.
Love. Peace. Metallica.
Actually, it is because Lucas (Prince of Darkness) builds their refrigerators.
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