An old drunk is sleeping it off at a boarding house when he suddenly gets a wicked urge to take a pee. He stumbles out into the hall and eventually locates another resident. “Excushe me, shir,” he wobbles, “but cud you kindly direc’ me to the fuhcilities?”

“Sure,” responds the helpful soul. “You simply go to the end of this here hallway, make a left at the last door, go down three steps and it’s right there. Can’t miss it!”

The old bum thanks the fellow and turns down the hallway. However, when he reaches the end of the hall he becomes a bit confused. He makes a right instead of a left, and plunges eighteen feet down a broken elevator shaft. He lands in a rumpled heap and, now considerably more sober, he looks around wildly, whips out his dick and exclaims,

“FUCK those other two steps! I’m pissin’ RIGHT HERE!”