Three guys are driving through the country taking a short cut. Out in the middle of nowhere their car breaks down.
There is nothing within miles except a farm. The farmer said that he could get them to town for needed auto parts tomorrow, but he could do nothing that night. Having only one bed, the three tired travellers slept together.
The next morning the guy on the right side of the bed woke up very relaxed. He said “I never slept so well in my life. And dream! I dreampt that I had the best hand job ever!”. The guy on the left side exclaimed, “I slept very well too. And I had the same hand job dream!” The guy in the center said “you perverts are always dreaming about sex. You need help. The guy on the right said “all right smart ass, what did you dream about?”
He replied “I dreampt I was skiing!”