If you play a Nickelback song backwards you hear satanic messages, but that’s better than playing it forwards because then you hear Nickelback.

Warning! If you receive an email with a link offering you the new Nickelback album, do not click on it! It’s not a virus. It actually links you to the new Nickelback album.

Q. How many guitarists does Nickelback need to rock?
A. More.