#40110
    ezrider
    Participant
    @ezrider

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her

    husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and

    goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him

    sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in

    front of him. He appears to be in deep thought,

    just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a

    tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    “What’s the matter, dear?”, she whispers as she

    steps into the room, “Why are you down here at this

    time of night?”.

    The husband looks up from his coffee, “Do you

    remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you

    were only 16?” he asks solemnly.

    “Yes I do” she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.

    “Do you remember when your father caught us in the

    back seat of my car making love?”

    “Yes, I remember” says the wife, lowering herself

    into a chair beside him. The husband continues. “Do

    you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and

    said, either you marry my daughter, or I’ll send you to

    jail for 20 years?”

    “I remember that too” she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    “I would have gotten out today…”

    #134834
    Wardy
    Participant
    @wardy

    haha actually brilliant.

    #134835
    msmercury
    Participant
    @msmercury

    Funny one! 🙂

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