My good sir I read with wry amusement the idea that one could confuse me with yourself. It is more than easy to tell me apart from your good-self.
Whilst my parents may or may not have been cousins there is a definite resembelance to you and your parents with them being brother and sister afterall. Also the fact you have 11 toes is a good giveaway.
Not that I judge the uncouth ways of ‘savages across the water’. As a small correction ‘soccer’ is actually referred to as ‘football’ (not be confused with the shandy drinking softies who need to wear 3 feet of padding and crash helmets to play the game which you refer to as american football).
Also whilst I do admit to the odd drink spilling (the ever polite question before fistie-cuffs is ‘Oi you slag did you spill my pint?’) but at least we English have real beer.
However having had the misfortune to drink in some of the dives NYC calls a bar – it has to be agreed that many patrons there would benefit from a good headbutt. 😀
Take Care
Matthew
My fine fellow, of course my own dear mother and father are brother and sister–this is only right and proper. We mustn’t allow the fine bloodline of our family to be polluted with an inferior strain. Such a thought would be unconscionable!
Why, if we didn’t marry our siblings, the family fortune could be allowed to escape our grasp!
As for my so-called “eleventh toe”, we here in the Great United States of America refer to it as the “Royal Digit” as it is a sign of a well-bred young man. Your ignorance of this fact is appalling to me, and proof that your parents may not be related at all!
Oh the scandal!
American Football, or as we call it, Football, is far superior to European soccer. While we may wear a prudent amount of safety equipment to ensure our players have long, and lucrative, careers, at least they do not prance around the field in rather, shall we say, unmanly short shorts?
A more crass man than I would refer to them as, forgive me my French, “homosexual”.
I do, however, concede that European, in particular, German, beer is superior to our own home brewed piss water, but you must admit that American whisky is far superior to anything your people have managed to concoct in your bathtubs. Having partaken of your Irish whisky, English scotch, and Russian vodka, I can say with authority that you and yours must not even be trying to match the glory that is Tennessee mash whisky distilled by the master brewers at the Jack Daniel’s distillery in Lynchburg.
In the case of bar patrons in lower New York City, I can only respond that a gentleman never resorts to violence Mr. Hull.
We hire lesser sorts to do it for us.
Speaking of, are you, in fact, currently seeking employment as a headbutting expert?
You are a “Soccer” fan, are you not? I have it on good authority they are the kings of the headbutting profession.
Love. Peace. Metallica.
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ah, i love lurking a good healthy debate 🙂 haha
My dear Mr. Knighthawk,
It may seem rude of me to bring this up but I must state my shock and disgust at your use of the ‘F’ word.
I have no qualms over incest, homosexuality, violence or bad taste in liquor, however I do draw a line at you using the word ‘French’.
There is simply no excuse for this appalling lack of manners – indeed I was so shaken up I had to stop torturing my victim in my cellar I was shaking that much.
Normally I would jump at the chance of some freelance employment but alas my chosen career in serial killing is taking up much of my time.
I have found with stalking a victim you are never alone.
I have to agree that I am quite a fan of the JD beverage but find that beer glasses do tend to make better weapons for those hot debates that will arise.
As for taking it upon ourselves to engage in physical pasttimes and the art of headbutting – a true gentleman has to show leadership qualities to one’s lesser hangers on.
Toodle Pip
Matthew
I am that guy thought i knew what i wanted when i was 16, was into smoking weed in my teens, thought heh i want a rasta guy smoking a big joint i’ll never get sick of that hmmmm
Who wishes he’d waited now, i’d still take the odd puff but i def dont wish to advertise it now i’m in my 30’s
Any1 that laugh’s at this pic, i’ll come round and point at you…….
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