On the left, I’d do a guy dressed in a taco costume throwing sheep at a midget with a bat. You can even have one sheep the midget already hit flying over the candle flame. Then on the right, you’ll want a monkey, a donkey, and a t-rex playing shuffleboard, but make sure there’s a ghost train in the background… but not just any ghost train. This one has the big headed dude from Jack-in-the-Box as its conductor, and he’s waving the flag of Bolivia.

That’s probably the most appropriate.