@BertNaked 133756 wrote:

Because I’m a handsome motherfucker.

Well you wouldn’t have to be very handsome to be more so than me, I’ll give you that 😛
If you were actually Leo DiCaprio, however, I’d tell you to update your pic, since you look far better today than you did in that one 😉

@BertNaked 133747 wrote:

Email your friend, the hacker. He might help yah out.. again.

@GrayCatLove 133744 wrote:

Someone comes in and.changes the front page sans authorization. This impacts new and old and traffic. Why is this behavior even remotely okay? He could have shot you an email or PM the site was insecure. Instead he take a proverbial…

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@BertNaked 133747 wrote:

That’s the link to our frontpage.. The page has been altered, not the link.

Gotcha Bert. That makes sense now. Fuck, I was beginning to think I was retarded!

@BertNaked 133623 wrote:

Hacked By Evil 2 Dead

So… what’s up guys?

The only weird page I ever saw was when I clicked on Bert’s link. Did Bert post the link or did a hacker? Is that where the hacking was?

@BertNaked 133634 wrote:

He no hacker.
He friend.

Are you retarded?

@BertNaked 133684 wrote:

Are you retarded?

No? Are you?

@BertNaked 133415 wrote:

My artist did this Jesus on someone. Go weird or go home.

That is weird, but I like it. I hope it gets colored in though.

@BertNaked 133134 wrote:

Anything but cat-paws is a good idea. But here’s a twist, what about having a tattoo of a cat paw? Like it’s dislocated from it’s body and put on you.

1. It will be in a good size
2. Quite original
3. Add blood for effect

Old ladies hate blood.

@buttwheat 133072 wrote:

Pics or it didn’t happen 🙂

No can do on my face. You wanna see my face, you can do that in person. (If Jerry will hang with me, I would love to see him in a week.)

@BertNaked 133084 wrote:

We are also experts you know…

In what?

@BertNaked 132755 wrote:

No, but your dick is.

I just looked it up it is about the same size as Montana. That is pretty small for a whole country.
What is the fascination with my dick that you have?

@BertNaked 132660 wrote:

Can’t lift heavy things with it yet

I guess you have to piss left handed for a spell.

@BertNaked 132080 wrote:

Any experiences on this?

Bert, I didn’t just break my elbow, I fucking crushed it. Also lower arm broken with plates on both bones. Now my “funny bone” isn’t just a tiny spot, it’s about four inches in diameter.
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@BertNaked 132001 wrote:

That will do.

I like the cherry, but it’s harder to find.

@BertNaked 131509 wrote:

There’s money left in Iceland?

Oh yeah, plenty of money here…. it’s just virtually worthless 😀

@BertNaked 131510 wrote:

in my opinion, this was a waste of canvas. So little inspiration.. I’ve seen a lot of these tiger back-pieces lately.

Now we’re talking. (Marius Meyer)

Now thats awesome!

@BertNaked 129659 wrote:

Weird nobody have asked you this before, but is he like your brother by blood or bro as in BROHIRIM-kind ?

Blood related.

@BertNaked 130309 wrote:

You need to kill some people to get that TATT.

That being said it will cost you about $28,000 and 12 to 20 years

@peterpoose 129558 wrote:

I have a really small penis!

@BertNaked 129956 wrote:

Didn’t see that coming.

Not many people do it is pretty fucking tiny

@BertNaked 129554 wrote:

Oooooh, the coloring did good on this. Like the greenish shading on the skull.

It’s actually yellow. I think the ink was called Okre or however it’s spelled lol

@BertNaked 128896 wrote:

Fucking teamwork!

When I give instructions to a train crew against my better judgement the crew usually grumbles. I reply, “I don’t make stupid decisions myself. We have a whole team here”

Then I get a chuckle, and the chaos continues on.