Look dipshit, as you’re been told politely, we can’t make any suggestions yet. We don’t know you. We don’t know what you and your wife are into, what imagery you’re looking for, what kind of style. You going for old school ink, dark and creepy, asian, cutesy, what?

Tattooing is high individualistic, and unless you’re looking for a piece of flashwork, we can’t help you until you give us more info about who you are and what you’re looking for. Seriously, you sound like one of those sorority girls who go down to the near campus parlor in giggling gaggles looking to get a tattoo in the same way they get a purse. They point at a rose on the wall, and get it the size of a dime on their hips, and go home satisfied with how bad they are.

And finally:

What do you call that, because where I come from, that’s an idea.

Love. Peace. Metallica.