your 2nd rate attempts at winding me up won’t work mate.

You have so little in your arsenal, you shouldn’t even attempt it.

I have no feelings of suppressed homosexuality.

In fact, the only reason i bodybuild is because your mum is still a bit stronger than me, and I’m sick of getting hurt during our sessions.

what an annoying bitch, she started screaming each time the gun started up, before it even touched her

Hairless ape again? You need more material.

You’re butting into banter between users that have been here longer than you, hence you’re just making yourself look silly.

I was tempted to actually report your use of racist terms in the spiderman post actually, but i think it’s much more fun to watch you embarrass yourself.

I also love playing games with the english language, it can be wielded and bent to some amazing uses if done creatively, so don’t lecture me child. Poor spelling on the other hand, is something that a good natured person doesn’t mind being teased about.

Now if you don’t mind, i’m off to shave my shoulders before peanut feeding time.

Comments like this, are the reason we need a like button.

i’ll get around to watching this awesome video at some point.

but i have to go for an anal bleaching session now, dang.

inject some cornflour

well that’s what my nan used to use to thicken up soups/stews etc

simples

i asked if i could book him, he hasn’t replied yet