Jimmy Edwards, good grief I didn’t realise there was someone else as old as me on YA. For me it would have to be Danny DeVito, as we are about the same height and width, pity I haven’t his bank balance.

My plan to become wealthy is to rob The Bank of England, but make a bodge job of it. Whilst in prison I can let out my house and sell the film rights for a comedy heist film with Danny playing me. There is one snag they wouldn’t let me on the 25 bus with the explosives and cutting torch and bag marked “swag”. 🙂