Granted..

You tell your phsycian such and he mishears you as saying, “two stones of weight” and promptly schedules you for emergency surgery. You awake to find that the two stones of weight that he removed are the two that used to reside “downstairs”.

I wish I was Tinkerbell…

Granted…

But the next round of Buzzkill is overflowing with superbly convoluted answers littered with bad spelling and grammar causing you to bash your head into the screen of your laptop resulting in, not death but a psuedo mentally retarded state that causes you to rock back and forth repeating “buzzkill” over and over while I patiently wipe the drool from the corner of your mouth.

I wish a was a scary smart evil genius…

Okay…let me tell you a true experience story that will get you thinking:

I was 25 years old and decided that a hood piercing would be a wonderful addition to my beautiful body. So Friday rolls around and I go skipping into the studio all excited and stuff. I drop my pants and show God and everyone what my momma gave me. The piercing was with a curved barbell and was done horizontially. Not much pain- just a little tender. So before I get dressed (yes I was lying there with no pants on) I asked the piercer what I could and could not do…sexwise. He tells me that I can do anything that doesn’t hurt as long as both people wash before and after

Okay, so we don’t fool around Frday night…but Saturday is a marathon session. So I go in the bathroom to wash and something doesn’t feel right. So I ca;; my boyfriend in and asked him to look. He stares up at me with wide eyes and says, “It ain’t there.” WTF??? What do you mean it’s not there.:confused:

After looking for a while we find the barbell and the ball that must not have been screwed on tighly. So I call about getting it redone. (I know DUMB). They tell me to wait six weeks. So I wait…and it heals

Six weeks later I go back to have it pierced. Due to all the scar tissue he does it vertically but only goes through once. Ta-Da! (Or so I thought)

Six months later my junk still hurts so I go to another studio to have someone looks at it. My pants come off and I’m sittinh in stirups. This woman (who had to have been at least 50) is putting her gloves on and glances at my poonanny and says, “OH MY GOD!” So I’m like “What’s that mean?” The then tells me, “It still hurts because it’s stapled.” “STAPLED? WHAT THE FUCK DOES STAPLED MEAN???” 😮

So she kindly says, “You know when you take one piece of paper and STAPLE it to another piece of paper?” Oh MY God!!! My hood was stapled to my clit! FOR GOD’S SAKE…THE BASTARD MUTILATED ME!

So the piercing was removed that day (with quite a bit of pain mind you) and I refuse to have it done again.

My advice: Throughly investigate the piercer and the studio before you pay for mutilation… :rolleyes:

Although I don’t have ink on my arms…I do get the kind of “little white bumps” that are being discussed. My doctor told me that rather than ACNE which can be cured with diet/meds/hygiene…that the little white bumps are sebaceous cysts…and the icky stuff that comes out is not pus (which would mean bacterial infection) but a mixture of sweat/ dead skin/ sebum (see Matthew’s posts). He also said that “popping” or attempting to “pop” these only aggrevates the problem…and they should go away with some exfoliation and time.

Red Ink– Again, Matthew is right. Reds, yelllows and oranges are “Hard to hold” inks. It has to do with the oxides used to tint them and most people require a touch up of these…I have one that’s be recolored 4 times and I still need work done on it.

Now…everyone needs to play nice. Assuming we are all ADULTS and not still CHILDREN who feel the need to bully someone to make themselves feel better- we should act as such. Personally, I choose to ignore immature “cyber-bullies” simply because I have way to much going on r/t to worry about some idiot online.

Uh…there’s also a television network called HERE that’s for LGBT community members. Considering the nick of the person posting (Pretty Boi Nerd) perhaps this is the explination.

SICKO….although i prefer the slapping as well…

*bows deeply*

thank you, thank you…hold the applause….no wait, keep clapping…*l* 😀

you could even s[lit it so that the entire tattoo looked “centered” on your spine…

Honey, we were all WAY past sick and twisted before you even had the thought to start this thread… 😎