@Zorba 140750 wrote:

In a skirt!

Fuck yes! Where’s your sense of adventure?

@GrayCatLove 139932 wrote:

I’m not a big “go to the ER because of a little pus” person. As long as you don’t have a fever, it sounds like you know how to treat a wound.

Yeah I don’t go to the ER unless I’m dying lol… I deal with wounds frequently so I’ll just continue to treat treat like any other wound. I’ve been flushing with dilute betadine…[Read more]

@Zorba 136365 wrote:

When you’re wearing a dress/gown like that – you ALWAYS use the hand rail or have an escort by the arm!

Obviously, her train derailed.

@Zorba 136133 wrote:

WTF is that all about?

It’s just someone doing a burnout in a bus.

@Zorba 135569 wrote:

Nope. Adult fat doesn’t return once removed.

yes but since the fat cells are removed others must grow quickly to store the extra dietary fat consumed. So men tend to grow breast or big asses after lipo

@Sam-I-Am 135536 wrote:

Oh! My!……..

@Zorba 135534 wrote:

Did it. He was able to go deeper. I won’t say it hurt any more than the first time – BUT – it took slightly longer, I’m assuming because its now longer and deeper.

Sam started it…

@Zorba 135534 wrote:

I seem to be having far less problems with whacking it. I know its because I’m experienced. *shrug* My wife got a stud. I’d like one too.

Oh! My!……..

@Zorba 135447 wrote:

What caliber?

I’ve always had a soft spot for 44’s as long as there’s a pair of them.

@Zorba 134676 wrote:

Wow. 12 HOURS!! That’s hard on artist and client both! Salute!

Well it ended up 19 hours on ribs lol

@Zorba 133040 wrote:

What about a dude with a “pretty flower or vine on his hand”?

People got annoyed by this because it had nothing to do with what I was talking about. The point I was making is that how socially acceptable a tattoo happens to be is based in large part in how it effects you getting a job. The general prejudices of the society…[Read more]

@Zorba 133040 wrote:

What about a dude with a “pretty flower or vine on his hand”?

Only if the flower is smoking a bong.

@Zorba 133047 wrote:

No question. I was just teasing KnightHawk ’cause he didn’t include that scenario. I was being facetiously lighthearted – but OTOH, I wouldn’t hesitate to get that type of tattoo for the simple reason that I prefer tattoos that are “pretty”, as opposed to “badass”.

My father has an expression: “We’re talking about reality.”…[Read more]

@Zorba 133040 wrote:

What about a dude with a “pretty flower or vine on his hand”?

I know you mean to challenge gender preconceptions, but playing dumb to obvious preconceptions doesn’t fight to break them down.

@Zorba 131888 wrote:

Waxing hurts. I have my eyebrows waxed every 3 weeks – I know…

Just put it down to “The price you pay for beauty”.

And how aren’t you gay?

@Zorba 131262 wrote:

I think its also a regional thing – there are TONS of tattooed gals here on the west coast, no-one really thinks much of it.

We have a similar situation on the east coast. With our Amish population. It turns out that the Amish women are the best prostitutes because they can handle way more mennonite.

@Zorba 131197 wrote:

Uh, watch where you’re going?

I thought, look at all the silver cars! Then I realized it was in black and white.

@Zorba 130854 wrote:

Never micromanage an artist. It just doesn’t work.

My wife and I have commissioned 2 paintings, one stained glass window, and a marble floor. In all cases, we’ve gone with an artist whose work we respect. Given the basic idea, the elements we want, and let the artist run with it.

This is what I do pretty much total freedom

@Zorba 130854 wrote:

Given the basic idea, the elements we want, and let the artist run with it.

This is what I tend to do. The tattoo in my avatar I just said, Hey I want an evil mad scientist from here to here, full color.

However: If you know you want something very specific, then get what you want. You have to live with it and love it.

@Zorba 130278 wrote:

Amateur.

Its supposed to be “Shorty’s Bar and Grille, Albuquerque, New Mexico”! 😉

Actually, when I first heard it, it went: “Shorty Zimmerman’s Television and Appliances”

@Zorba 130183 wrote:

Interestingly enough, I was in my credit union just last week. The (female) teller had a nice tattoo on one of her arms. I complemented her on it – and also expressed my support for the credit union allowing her to show it. She told me that she actually wasn’t supposed to have it showing. I told her to tell management about my…

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